Kirkland Half Marathon Recap

by BusyMama on May 14, 2013

The Kirkland Half Marathon was this last Sunday (Mother’s Day!) and was also my first race of this year and the first of 2 half marathons I am running a week apart.  Following my awesome blogger friend Amy from Writing While Running’s advice to take 1 of my 2 back to back halves slow and easy, this was the one I picked.  The course is hard and mostly up hill and honestly, I found the scenery a bit boring (though running along the waterfront was fun for the mile it lasted).  So because I made the decision to treat this race as a regular long training run, I actually slept the night before!

When the race started, I caught myself keeping up with the fast pack.  I got a bit consumed by the race energy – it had been a while!  So my endorphins kicked in and I was running 8:30 min/miles.  Oops.  At mile 2 to shave off some time, I stopped to use the portable bathroom and spend a few minutes scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed (seriously, who does that?!?!)

The first half of the course was all up hill.   All of it.  And honestly, all that up hill had me bored and ready to be done by mile 5.  I was thankful for all of my hill training; it made running the hills effortless for me (and it’s nice to run past all of the walkers who didn’t hill train – yay ego boost!).  Living up on the Sammamish Plateau, I don’t have a choice but to run hills.  So many of my long runs are made up of miles and miles of some pretty steep suckers, not to mention I’m usually pushing the stroller up them, and because of this, I no longer feel lower grade hills.   Runners – if you hate hills, I totally recommend borrowing someone’s baby and pushing them in a stroller up a hill as fast as you can over and over.  The workout will suck balls and you will HATE me while you’re doing it, but when you run that hill again sans stroller, you’ll run it like a mother fucking champ.  Just sayin’.

I’ve had these nasty blisters just above the arches of each foot for a while now and the morning before racing, I had carefully bandaged them up and covered them with moleskin pads, following the advice I had found in an ultra-marathon running forum (I figured if anyone knows, it’s ultra runners right?).  Well, by the second half of the Half,  I hated myself.  No, I hated my feet.  The weather was misty but warmer and there were some puddles on the road that I had hit which had made my feet a bit soggy so between the sweat and the running, the moleskin pads were starting to travel.  Every time I lifted up each foot, the adhesive of the pads would pull and I could feel my blisters growing.  I wanted to walk more than anything but I knew that if I stopped running, I would never start again and while I was treating the race as just another one of my long training runs, walking 6 miles was not in the plan.   BTW running pros – what are your remedies to treat/prevent blisters on long runs? 

I finished this asshole of a race at 2:03 which shocked the shit out of me (not literally, thank God).  Considering how slow I felt I was running and the fact that I stopped to poop at mile 2 (yup, I’m an over-sharer), I am not sure how I managed a 2:03 finish.  Part of me was bummed I stopped at mile 2 – I would have hit sub-2 if i hadn’t.  Whatever, I’m saving that for next weekend at Rock ‘n’ Roll Portland.  That course is flat with one hill at the end.

After my race was finished, we stuck around so M.T. could run the kid’s dash.  M.T. loves to run; any chance he gets to run with me he jumps at so now when I race, he gets to do the kids’ dashes after (or sometimes before).

He finished 3rd from last, but he ran the entire thing and finished and that was enough to make me a proud mommy.  He even got a little Finisher’s ribbon and everything… which reminds me, I need to get that thing out of the car so I can put it on our bulletin board.  Whoops!

All right runners – I want to know: what is the most unpleasant race course you’ve ever ran?  How did you motivate yourself through it? And I know I already asked this but I’m asking again because well, my feet freakin’ hurt.  How do you treat/prevent blisters when you do your long runs?

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When am I Having Another Child?

by BusyMama on May 9, 2013

A lot of people love to ask me this question.  Honestly, if you ask me this question, you’re an asshole.  Or you have never met my son.

The thing is, not all babies are created equal.  By that I  mean, most children are pretty tame.  When we go to Mommy & Me classes or even to the park, most children are staying on task or playing nicely with their mothers.  And then there is my child who is trying to eat some poor little girl’s face.

I cannot go to the bathroom alone or without having a dump truck trying to smash repeatedly into my feet.

Every single room in our house is a parking lot – and these parking lots only form after each car has been smashed repeatedly into each other.

I cannot ever walk into the house from the car without first fighting a tantrummy 2 year old who wants to use the lawn mower (the real one) or explore Daddy’s tools, then fighting him again to keep him out of the workout room, convince him to come up the stairs as he sobs, kicks and screams through each step and then once he gets to the top, throws himself down completely limp on the floor so that it takes every ounce of strength in my body to lift him up.  (Seriously, he’s only like 30 lb but he has this insane ability to suddenly weigh 300 lb when he feels like it).   And then the rest of my day is spent convincing him not to kill himself by either trying to climb up the way too big kid slide, jumping off from the top of the way too big kid slide, trying to jump from couch to coffee table and back or climbing over the railing and base jumping off the deck.

A lot of other mommies tell me that this is normal 2 year old behavior and it passes or that they can sympathize because their children are similar.  Then they witness M.T. at Gymboree or on the playground and their eyes get as wide as saucers.  The thing is, M.T. is a 100% attention needing at pretty much all times kid.  If you look away, the house is going to burn down.  Oh yeah, he has actually STARTED A FIRE IN THE KITCHEN all by himself.

Most likely, in reality I can handle another child.  I can also most likely in reality recover after having a heart attack but I’m not going to stand in line for that.   One day, I would LOVE to give M.T. a brother or sister but for now…. for now I am enjoying savoring as much sanity as I can.  And no one else has to understand that… (but I wouldn’t mind if some people took their judgment and shoved it up their asses… :) )

Anyway, sorry for the rant but I had to put it somewhere and well, that’s what this blog is for, right?  So mommies out there, I have a question for YOU.  What’s the most annoying thing that other people have said to you about your current or future family?

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Let’s Rock ‘n’ Roll!

May 7, 2013

I made a decision that is a little bit out of my comfort zone, but I’m doing it.  This Sunday is the Kirkland Half (this is in my comfort zone) and next weekend, my husband and I are driving down to Portland, OR for the Rock ‘n’ Roll Portland Half Marathon.  Now rationally, I know [...]

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Fitness Goal: Visvamitrasana

May 1, 2013

I have a new fitness goal! Well, along with finishing 26.2.  I really want to be able to master this pose: So today after doing P90X Shoulders & Arms, I decided to start working on that.  Instead of Ab Ripper X because… I hate that stupid workout.  :) I started off by warming up my [...]

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Friday Love

April 26, 2013

So this morning started with me getting my ass handed to me by my RPM instructor.  This new round is a killer and I’m not sure if I love or hate the intervals between standing climbs and standing sprints – but one thing is for sure, it makes it hard as hell to hold it [...]

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The Sahara Vagina

April 25, 2013

Well, one in particular is anyway. My son, who is an adorable little two year old boy, has recently been on a mission to drive his mother to alcoholism.  There’s a reason that I call him Mini Terrorist.  The child has actually started fires in our house before he was even TWO.  And now he [...]

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Boston Strong

April 24, 2013

Monday night, Plateau Runner hosted our local Boston Strong 5k.  Considering that our town is smallish and a little isolated, I was pretty impressed with the turnout.  Especially given that it was Monday night at 6:30 pm. What impressed me even more was how many people were there that had actually ran in the Boston [...]

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Spaghetti Squash Pad Thai Recipe – Yep, That’s Right.

April 19, 2013

I have some serious love for Thai Food, especially pad thai.  The thing is, it’s usually loaded with calories and fat and while that probably wouldn’t matter if I could limit myself to just eating a portion, I love it too much to not eat the entire thing.  Then I had a little light bulb [...]

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The Fire Inside Her

April 16, 2013

I am going to attempt to type up a blog post on my iPad in the bath tub and not electrocute myself or kill my iPad. This probably won’t go well, but I feel like writing and my sore ass legs need to soak.  My son only naps so long. Still harboring emotions about what [...]

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Boston Marathon

April 15, 2013

I just got home from my own marathon training to a text message from my husband telling me that there were 2 explosions near the finish line of the Boston Marathon.  I opened Facebook to see the swarm of prayer requests for Boston and my heart swelled up and lept into my throat.  It seems [...]

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